ESPN directed me to this website because of the upcoming French Open, a pro tennis tournament. A little late, but it still has its moments. My favorites come from the section entitled "Les Jokes."

Some things I thought were absolutely hysterical:

"Going to war without France is like walking through Harlem without your white sheet and burning cross."

"Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordion." ---Donald Rumsfeld

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows. They've never tried.