Friday, May 09, 2003

I love the things that come out of professional athletes' mouths.

Trot Nixon a baseball player for the Boston Red Sox recently hasn't been playing to full capacity because he has an irritated eye. To be specific, he has an "abrasion on his left cornea." On Thursday the 8th, in regards to the condition of his eye, he was quoted as saying, "Things are still a little cloudy but it's better than [Tuesday], when everything seemed 3-D."

Umm, can someone tell Trot that he doesn't live in a 2-D world? I hope everything "seems 3-D" all the time in a 3-D world.

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