My hair's getting a little shaggy. Yeah, it's getting a little long. Normally, I'd cut it. But right now, I'm having second thoughts. Why? Because it's getting mighty cold. And short hair doesn't insulate the noggin as well as longer hair. The hair also helps with the wind chill factor. And we got plenty of that.

The problem with longer hair of course, is multiple. It takes longer to dry when I come out of the shower. It goes all over the place when I wake up. It starts brushing up on my eyebrows which I absolutely hate. And well, it's just not very stylin'. Am I metro?