My Bitter Diatribe Against SBC Yahoo DSL

Arggghhhh. I hate you, I hate you. You got my hopes up. You told me DSL is available in my neighborhood. You told me my phone number is good for DSL. So I signed up with you. I gave you money for the equipment. And then you told me it's indefinitely unavailable. You told me the DSL network in my neighborhood is overloaded and can't take any more people. You said I have to wait until somebody in the area cancels. And so, you leave me waiting for internet. I hate you, I hate you. The end.

Note: This is an overexaggeration... maybe.