Graduation.

I am now an officially licensed bartender. My official studies in the area of mixology are over. I graduated with a 97% on the written test and a 100% on the pour test. Twelve drinks in a shade under five minutes. Not bad. Now goes the job search. While I am busy scrambling to get caught up in my theological studies this quarter, I will be looking to be hired by a fine eating establishment.

For the millions of people who are getting married this year and want to serve drinks, here's my offer!

Who wants a drink?