Sorry Bob, that post'll have to wait.

So, this morning I sliced off a piece of my left thumb. As I type I'm learning to use my right thumb to push the space bar. Ughh, this is taking a long time. I was clumsily using a grater... as in for use in cooking, and a chunk off the tip of my thumb got sliced off.

Man oh man... those monkeys have it hard. Opposable thumbs are great. You can brush your teeth, you can comfortably grip a steering wheel, chopsticks are usable, and space bar pressing is as quick as lightening.